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Hessian Hobbies: Crafting for Metal Dads

Max Sidman — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:30:19 +0000

As a dad, I’m always looking for creative ways to entertain, delight and teach my daughter. As a metal fan, I don’t have a lot of traditional “morality” hangups about how to do that, as long as no one gets hurt, my daughter learns something, and everything gets cleaned up afterwards.

Enter Hessian Hobbies (I’m about to run down to the craft store for some popsicle sticks):

Thanks to Christen McFarland for the tip!

Muthafuckin’ Tuuurkey!

Max Sidman — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:53:09 +0000

“Of all the things I have made in my life, this might be my favorite.” - Burlesque Design‘s Mike 2600

Exit Through The Gift Shop, A Banksy Film

Max Sidman — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:07:33 +0000

I’m a big fan of English stencil bomber and graffiti artist Banksy. So, naturally, I’m beyond stoked for this…

RZA Screen Test Ain’t Nuttin’ Ta Fuck Wit

Max Sidman — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:40:50 +0000

Parks and Recreation is the Wu-Tang of Comedy – watch more funny videos

Dock Ellis & The LSD-Fueled No-Hitter

Max Sidman — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:45:57 +0000

Pittsburgh Pirates’ pitcher Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on acid.

I’ve heard this story a million times, but always as MLB lore, never from an official of the league, never from a television sports historian, and never from another professional player. So I always thought that, despite the plausibility of the tale, there was a chance it was an urban legend.

But sure enough, it’s true, proven beyond doubt by No-Mas, which posted the animated version of the story, narrated by Ellis himself. Priceless…

Diamond Dave Speaks For Me

Max Sidman — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:54:33 +0000

The David Lee Roth “Runnin’ With The Devil” Soundboard is killer.

I’m gonna leave it open in a browser on my office computer, and whenever someone asks me a question, I’ll respond by clicking the appropriate Diamond Dave-ism:

Q: Hey Max, are you ready for that presentation on the new web app?
A: I’ll tell y’all aboudit!

Q: Hey Max, I noticed there’s a lot of office supplies in the back seat of your car, what’s up with that?
A: All I’ve got I had to steal…
Q: Don’t you think that stealing office supplies is wrong?
A: Least I don’t need to beg or borrow!

Q: Hey Max, would you be willing to pitch in on this special project?
A: I got no love…
Q: Are you sure?
A: …No love you’d call real!

Q: Are you sure this is the best strategy on this project?
A: Goddamnit baby you know I ain’t lyin’ to ya I’m only gonna tell ya one tiiiiiimahhhhhyeeeaaaahhhh!

Q: Hey Max, you live in Oakland, right?
A: Yes I’m livin’ in a place that kills!

Endless fun…

Thanks to Mark Pino for the linkage.

Lil Jon Mashup for Your Kids

Max Sidman — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:49:14 +0000

Wait for it…