The David Lee Roth “Runnin’ With The Devil” Soundboard is killer.
I’m gonna leave it open in a browser on my office computer, and whenever someone asks me a question, I’ll respond by clicking the appropriate Diamond Dave-ism:
Q: Hey Max, are you ready for that presentation on the new web app?
A: I’ll tell y’all aboudit!
Q: Hey Max, I noticed there’s a lot of office supplies in the back seat of your car, what’s up with that?
A: All I’ve got I had to steal…
Q: Don’t you think that stealing office supplies is wrong?
A: Least I don’t need to beg or borrow!
Q: Hey Max, would you be willing to pitch in on this special project?
A: I got no love…
Q: Are you sure?
A: …No love you’d call real!
Q: Are you sure this is the best strategy on this project?
A: Goddamnit baby you know I ain’t lyin’ to ya I’m only gonna tell ya one tiiiiiimahhhhhyeeeaaaahhhh!
Q: Hey Max, you live in Oakland, right?
A: Yes I’m livin’ in a place that kills!
Endless fun…
Q: Why are you late for work today?
A: Biddy bo Skop…diddy bop!
And thus a new movement was humbly born……..
what do you do when the boss is yelling at you?
“I reach down between my legs…ease the seat back….PANAMA!”